life isn't that miserable..

One day, a 1 dollar bill and a 100 dollar bill got folded together and began talking about lofe's experiences. 100 dollar began to brag; "I've had a great life! I've been in the wallet of 2 USA Presidents and 500 well-off bo-a-rd members. I've flown from one end of the country to the other and once, when Princess Di visited US, she used me to buy a pack of gum". In awe, 1 dollar humbly said; "Gee, nothing like that has ever happened to me. But i've been to church a lot.."